Sunday, September 26, 2010
Greg Nicotero of KNB to Direct THE DRIVE IN Adaptation
Greg Nicotero, the special effects wizard who co-founded KNB and whose work can be seen from current films like PIRAHNA 3D PREDATORS and classics like EVIL DEAD 2 and BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR will be making his feature length directorial debut with the film adaptation of THE DRIVE IN.
The Drive In is a novel written by Joe R Lansdale, which has already been adapted into comic book form by Avatar Press, that focuses on a group of friends who decide to spend a day at the world's largest Drive-In theater horror fest. They expect to see tons of bloody murders, rampaging madmen, and mayhem on the screen, but when a mysterious force traps all the patrons inside the Drive-In, the worst in humanity comes out.
No telling when the film will finally see the light of day, but just knowing that Nicotero is involved makes me giddy with anticipation.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
30 DAYS OF NIGHT (2007) Movie Review
The town of Barrow, Alaska, is the most northern city of the United States. And for thirty days out of the years, the sun does not rise. On the day of the last sunset for the next month, Sheriff Eben (Josh Hartnett) finds a series of bizarre vandalisms that he can’t quite place why they would be done. It culminates with his meeting of a stranger in the town’s dinner, who is becoming increasingly hostile because they won’t serve him a bowl of raw hamburger. Eben believes that this stranger is the cause of the crimes, but has no idea that this man is merely the scout for something much, much worse.
On the outskirts of town, a clan of vampires gather, and they are planning to turn Barrow into an all-you-can-eat buffet. They quickly begin to work their way in, as they destroy the communications center, kill the power, and begin to ravage those that live on the border. Their massacre reaches crescendo as they hit the town center, and begin ripping, shredding, clawing, biting, and drinking their way through the citizens. In the chaos, Eben, along with his estranged wife Stella, his brother, and a few of the lucky ones that managed to escape, hole up in the diner. For the next thirty days, they will have to maneuver from hiding spot to hiding spot, grabbing food where they can, and hoping against hope that they will survive. But as the endless nights wear on and desperation sets in, what will the few brave do to ensure the survival of the rest?
Adapted from the comic book mini-series of the same name by Steve Niles and Ben Templesmith, director David Slade (Hard Candy), along with producer Sam Raimi, brings to the screen a truly horrifying visage of survival horror, and the first truly inspiring and original vampire tale since Near Dark first ran almost twenty years ago.
Slade begins everything off by just bringing the cameras through the vast nothingness where Barrow is located, and sets the desperate tone of the inhabitants There is wonderful and ominous that Slade injects from the first frame of the movie, as if the townsfolk are already dead, and just don’t know it yet. As Eben makes his daily patrol, Slade takes his time trying to get the viewer familiar with the layout of Barrow and introduces most of the sorry souls that make up the secondary characters who will return later in the movie. Slade goes for a combination of classic jump scares that never once chicken out, and continues to expand on his ability to create tension-building atmosphere. And when he finally unleashes the hungering forces, Slade whips everything up into an anarchic frenzy and terrifying bloodletting that doesn’t pause for more than a brief moment until the screen finally goes to black.
Steve Niles, co-writes the screen adaptation, along with Stuart Beattie and Brian Nelson. Hardcore fans may be disappointed to discover that it is not a direct page-to-screen translation, but don’t fear too much, as much of the main storyline remains untouched. A subplot involving a voodoo priestess hunting for vampire proof has been removed, as has much of the inner strife within the vampire clan. The vampires, while remaining very true visually to Templesmith’s nightmarish look, have been mostly reduced to growling screaming beasts. Much of Niles’ original snappy dialogue that painted them as rather intelligent creatures has been removed as well, with all but the most crucial lines that move along the plot remaining. Eben and his wife have also been transformed from a blissful couple to a pair on the brink of divorce, which while it adds a little dramatic tension, seemed completely unnecessary in the overall picture.
The script also adds several characters that were not originally in the comic book, and expands on those that are. These characters allow for a full spectrum of reactions to the terror brought upon the town, small character arcs thrown in to add depth to the carnage, and they even squeeze in a bit of heartache as loved ones are torn from each others arms, while others perform simply snap and perform unspeakable acts they never thought themselves capable of. This is survival horror at its most raw, and as the days creep by, so too does the script turn up the desperation and flaring tempers. Slade slowly tightens his camera shots as the film carries on, and brings the compositions from the wide expanses of the beginning to claustrophobic attics and stores, where the very walls seem to be closing in. Though this, Slade forces the viewer to be an unwilling member of the survivors, and to make it all the more terrifying, keeps information on a subjective learn-as-you-go level. You rarely know more than the characters on screen do.
One thing that Slade keeps pitch perfect in the translation is the sheer brutality of the vampires’ feeding habits. Key executions in blood-drenched panels are lifted exactly from the page, and the main massacre of the town, which takes up about twelve pages in the comic, is drawn out to an almost cruel and squeamish length. Weta Workshop is responsible for most of the film’s mayhem, and most of the effects appear to be done in-camera. Gorehounds will be particularly pleased with the unapologetic throat-tearing, decapitations, and headshots, made even more fun with the effects crew’s dedication to realism and the dirty ugly truth to the amount of damage the human body can take.
With a simple idea of pure genius, Niles and Templesmith brought to the horror community a comic book that was destined to be transformed into a movie. As an adaptation, 30 Days Of Night remains fairly faithful to its source and should be considered near the top of the list of comic book translations. As a stand alone horror movie, well this could just be the scariest movie of the year. This Halloween, forget tired sequels and rehashed ideas, and support a truly original idea. The sun is setting. Are you prepared to do whatever it takes to see the daybreak?
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Goddammit! PREACHER Will Not Happen On HBO

A while back, Mark Steven Johnson let out early word that he was in talks with HBO to bring Garth Ennis' incredible and controversial comic book series Preacher to the small screen. The show would have turned each of the comics in the sixty issue series into a one hour episode. Unfortunately, that will no longer happen.
Johnson, who wrote both the DAREDEVIL and GHOST RIDER movie adaptations, told an audience Monday at The Continuum "we were budgeting and everything and it was getting really close to going...but the new head of HBO felt it was just too dark and too violent and too controversial. Which, of course, is kind of the point!" Johnson went on to explain that a compromise was discussed but eventually abandoned stating "it was a very faithful adaptation of the first few books, nearly word for word. They offered me the chance to redevelop it but I refused. I've learned my lesson on that front and I won't do it again. So I'm afraid it's dead at HBO."
Rumors of a movie adaptation, or hopefully a series given the massive scope of the comic books, are starting to once again rear their head, but will hopefully go to sleep before anyone catches a whiff. Maybe Showtime will pick up the slack? They could use a dark and edgy show.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Comic Book Review HALLOWEEN 30 YEARS OF TERROR Special
In anticipation of Devil's Due Publishing mini-series HALLOWEEN: THE FIRST DEATH OF LAURIE STRODE and the release anniversary of the original film, a 48-page anthology special has been put together entitled HALLOWEEN: 30 YEARS OF TERROR. This special includes five short stories written by HALLOWEEN fanatic and director of the documentary HALLOWEEN: 25 YEARS OF TERROR Stefan Hutchinson.
Within these five stories you'll discover how the lives of Laurie Strode, Tommy Doyle and Dr. Sam Loomis all had their lives changed by those fateful events that unfolded on October 31st, 1978.
In "Trick Or Treat", you'll find out what happens when Tommy Doyle and Lindsay Wallace scream at the top of their lungs all the way to the McKenzie's house. "Visiting Hours" reveals the fate of poor Laurie. Michael Myer's first person view in the opening scene of the original film remains a horror touchstone, and in "P.O.V." artist Jim Daly lets one of Michael's victims share that perspective. Learn what Tommy Doyle is up to as an adult in "Tommy's Web", with a surprising departure that becomes the best story in the book. Finally, in "Repetition Compulsion" it is 1989 and Dr. Sam Loomis waits patiently for the inevitable return of The Shape in a story that most perfectly captures the heartbeat of the film series' motifs.
Hutchinson's love for the source material is undeniable as he envisions what has happened "off screen" to the characters that have been touched by the soulless evil that is Michael Myers. After reading this special, as well as his previous mini-series NIGHTDANCE and the upcoming FIRST DEATH..., it is pretty clear that Hutchinson should have been given reign over at least one of the sequels or even blessed with the HALLOWEEN remake. Whether your a supporter or detractor of Rob Zombie's vision, it is clear that had Hutchinson been in command, there would have been a lot less bickering amongst horror fans.
Yet the book is not without its faults. The rapid pace of each story, coupled with the short length of each gives the book a jerky start-stop-start rhythm which is made worse by the fact that there is no bumper to alert the reader when a new story is starting. In addition, the scratchy and amateur looking art of Brett Weldele on "Visiting Hours" almost completely ruins what should be a highlight of the book given its call for repeating iconic image motifs and its focus on Laurie.
For HALLOWEEN die-hards and even those that consider themselves more than casual fans, HALLOWEEN: 30 YEARS OF TERROR is definitely worth picking up and marks another success for Hutchinson as he continues nightmare of Michael Myer's saga. Just be sure to have the soundtrack playing quietly in the background to get the theme just right.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
HALLOWEEN THE FIRST DEATH OF LAURIE STRODE Coming Soon...

...to a comic book store near you. Earlier this year, Halloween: Nightdance brought the exploits of The Shape to the funny books, and now writer Stefan Hutchinson is at it again with the soon to be published Halloween: The First Death of Laurie Strode, with Fright Rags artist Jeff Zornow set to illustrate.
The story will take place in 1979, following the events of HALLOWEEN and HALLOWEEN II, and chronicle what happens to Laurie after that fateful night. Hutchinson has noted that the story "also fills in a lot of back-story for fans of the films."
Looks promising!
Saturday, July 12, 2008
BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM Movie Review
When Miss Andrea Beaumont returns to Gotham City after a ten-year absence, it throws Bruce Wayne’s world into upheaval. Bruce and Andrea were romantically involved just as Bruce was beginning his trial runs as a vigilante, and her presence brings back a flood of memories — both about the love that he lost and his earliest crime fighting adventures before he became the caped crusader. Bruce’s troubles become twofold, when a new masked entity in the city begins knocking off gangsters, and Batman takes the wrap.
Things go from bad to worse when an elderly crime boss turns to desperate measures and hires the Joker to kill Batman before he is murdered. Now, Batman must try to solve the mystery of the ghostly Phantasm while preventing anymore deaths, and at the same time subdue the psychotic antics of the Joker, who has taken up residence in the abandoned Worlds Fair exhibit. Meanwhile, as boy billionaire, Bruce must reconcile his feelings for Andrea.
Read my full review at Geeks of Doom!
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Indie Comic Book Round-Up 8/26
Mr. Puffinopolus #2
Satan’s right-hand man sends evil teddy bear Mr. Puffinopolus to a new owner.
American Terror - The Confession Of A Human Smart Bomb #1
From the eye-catching and button-pushing title, to the story and the art, and the right-out-of-the-gate speeding bullet pace, Alterna Comics may just have the best comic on their hands that they’ve published to date.
Return Of The Super Pimps
Pouring out of the mind of Richard Hamilton, whose childhood was filled with the constantly spinning records of Kool And The Gang, the cinematic badness of Shaft, and Stan Lee’s multitude of comics, comes this glorious blaX-Men-ploitation!
The Evil Inside #2
Issue 2 of this six-issue miniseries of horror-influenced “gotcha!” short stories.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Indie Comic Book Round-Up 7/30
The Evil Inside #1
This premiere issue sets the stage for a six-issue miniseries of horror-influenced “gotcha!” short stories.
Chaos Campus: Sorority Girls vs. Zombies - Preview Issue #1
If you ever wondered what a Double-D sporting Buffy would look like as a zombie slayer, this would be it.
Spectrum #2
Peter Simeti returns with his one-man created comic, picking up the story of Glass and The Sponsor, as one tries to protect life and one tries to destroy it.
Scorn #1
Sorrow. Vengeance. Anger. Loneliness. Rage. These are the emotions that have plagued the life of Michael, a vigilante who’s lost everything in his quest for revenge.
The Chair #2
Picking up right where issue one left off, the tale of an innocent man on death row who’s fast learning the meaning of Hell on Earth continues.
Boxcar Astronaut (Weekly Webcomic)
...bravely sets out to fill a void that has been left in the funnies, with adventures geared toward a male audience that fondly remembers outdoor missions in cardboard spaceships.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Indie Comic Book Reviews
Looking for some cool independent comics to discover while figuring out which movie to watch next? Check out these recent reviews from those ne'er-do-wells Geeks Of Doom!
Spectrum #1
Pulling from a huge assortment of comic book influences and reality-grounded sci-fi riffs, Spectrum creates a blend that will draw in both superhero fans and enthusiasts of character-based revenge tales.
Xombie: Reanimated #3
It is the year 2052. Humanity has been reduced to a small huddling mass hiding in enclaves with machines that disguise their scent. One of these survivors is Zoe, a girl once thought lost who returns to her camp with a most unlikely protector — a sentient zombie named Dirge.
The Chair #1
An innocent man on death row is about to learn the true meaning of Hell on Earth in this intriguing first issue.
Henry and Butcher #1
Sets up what should turn out to be a hard-boiled mystery, with plenty of face-pounding and arm-breaking violence.
Abigail & Rox One-Shot
This fairy tale story has a great blend of original and familiar characters that appeal to people of all ages.
Saturday, July 7, 2007
FANTASTIC FOUR (1994) Movie Review
Early in the last decade of the second millennium, Roger Corman created a movie version of The Fantastic Four comic book that was nigh-unwatchable, never meant to be released and was only made so the rights' holders could keep it longer (unbeknownst to most of the cast and crew).
Here, Reed Richards and Victor Von Doom are working on collecting cosmic radiation during their college years. When the experiment fails, Victor is presumed dead in the accident, and Richards commits his life to completing the project. Ten years later, he succeeds in creating a spaceship, and enlists college chum Ben Grimm to fly the shuttle and brings along Sue and Johnny Storm to help navigate. Meanwhile, Doom is still very much alive and bent on destroying Richards. When the Reed..s mission fails, the four are bombarded with the rays, and soon discover they have been given their famous super powers. When Doom learns that the four are still alive, he kidnaps the four to conduct experiments on them, and then sets out on a plan to recreate the experiment and hopefully to acquire all four powers in himself. Oh, and the underground-dwelling thief The Jeweler works himself into a subplot too. Pretty good for a film that clocks in at just under ninety minutes.
Let's get down to the bad and hokey shall we? If there was any proof needed that superhero costumes on paper do not directly translate to costumes on celluloid, this is it. Doom almost gets away with it, but the classic blue costumes of the four look ridiculous. Richard's trademark white temples look painted on with whiteout. The fully transformed Thing is obviously a heavy foam and latex suit (ever see rock ripple like fabric?). And the special effects here are just laughable. From Richard's stretching (how do normal clothes stretch when he does?) to Storm's invisibility (how do you get invisibility wrong?) to Johnny's climactic full-body flame-on (video games look more realistic) this is student-filmmaking at its best. Seriously, some of the fanfilms coming out nowadays look more professional than this.
What this film does have though, is heart, and a true desire to literally translate a comic book into the film world, which does give it a little wiggle room and forgiveness can easily be given. Remember, this was made in the age of Dolph Lundgren's THE PUNISHER, the direct-to-video CAPTAIN AMERICA and the X-Men TV spin-off GENERATION X among others, and filmmakers and producers had yet to learn and capitalize off of Bryan Singer's X-MEN and Sam Raimi's groundbreaking SPIDER-MAN. Highlights to watch for include the Fantastic Four moniker being clumsily bestowed, the out-of-nowhere catch-phrase "it's clobbering time" being uttered at least three times, and a zero-to-sixty in five seconds romance between Grimm and the blind Alicia Masters.
If you enjoyed PIRANHA over JAWS, MUNCHIES over GREMLINS, and CARNOSAUR over JURASSIC PARK, you could very well be in for a treat. So make this a double feature with the recent big-budget release, and decide for yourself which is more fantastic-er. Sadly, and however you may feel about Roger Corman, it is probably this one.







